unbridled rage i identify as a threat (22, she/he/they)

*lovingly staring into the mosh pit hoping to get a glimpse of my boyfriends*

kittyposter:

i love how none of you are normal

loki-zen:

mattibee:

mattibee:

God invented winter so girls could exchange body heat

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i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

Iโ€™m Godโ€™s weakest twink

if anyone is wondering why i came back to tumblr out of nowhere itโ€™s because i was very high and playing splatoon 3 and i said โ€œif i win this game i post on tumblrโ€ and this was the first post that came to my head

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worldheritageposts-official:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

World Heritage Post

i-am-a-fish:

i take my estrogen with energy drink becuase it makes it work faster

i-am-a-fish:

shit I wouldn’t believe my eyes either, that’s a lot of fireflies 

remdolls-deactivated20230417:

โ€œhot girl summerโ€

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alphacrone:

petition to shorten “classic literature” to “clit”

unclefather:
“wind-at-your-back:
“ blackhulkling:
“ teapotsahoy:
“although they have a reputation as scavengers, hyenas are known to take down prey many times bigger than they are
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I like how this implies the hyena took down the airplane.
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unclefather:

wind-at-your-back:

blackhulkling:

teapotsahoy:

although they have a reputation as scavengers, hyenas are known to take down prey many times bigger than they are

I like how this implies the hyena took down the airplane.

She did.

women can do anything

sharper-and-bigger:

yimra:

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Gary Larson remains a fucking demigod among cartoonists

nyancrimew:

honestly though .. meow mew mrrp

academicblorbo:

prettysicksupply:

adoring-suggestion:

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

7. The food you’ve been obsessively eating for the past 2 weeks and you relied on is now the grossest thing you could put in your mouth

lupinelolita:

1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr